Everything Is Bigger In Texas (Humor)

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Everything Is Bigger In Texas (Humor)

Postby shahrukh » Wed Feb 27, 2019 11:11 am


A blind man is unafraid to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says the bellhop cheerfully.

The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

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A mug is placed between his hands. “Wow, these drinks are enormous!”

The bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says the bartender.

The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when a man suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”





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