Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??
Student: Mam, Haathi !!
Teacher: Nalayak!!! Tere papa kya karta hai.......??
Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai !!!
Teacher: Shabash beta! Likho bacchon, answer likho, HAATHI.