You don’t know how to react to that, especially without using the four letter word.
6. After years of practice, you can now cuss with a straight face.
When you are angry, the most creative expletives come out of your mouth. You have made a diary. In fact, your friends think you are the go-to person for gaalis.
7. Every time you've let one rip, people give you an expression like they've just seen a unicorn, the Tooth Fairy and Monkey Man having a threesome.
Again, gaalis and girls don’t go hand in hand. No sanskari ladki will use swear words on a daily basis. Just imagine, using swear words also bring with it a gender bias. Save me from this world.
8. You've lost at least 500 bucks to a friend who bet you couldn't abuse for a whole day. You lasted 36 minutes. That's more than your previous best of 12 mins though. Feel like Usain Bolt yet?
You have even bet money on it and lost all of it. You've tried those 'I will not abuse for a day' challenges, but all of that has gone to waste.