1. When Liverpool had such a bad season that they became Gurukul instead.
2. "With the design and simplicity of the Apple saree, we have completely revolutionised how we wear our sarees."
3. Lay's, now with a 'G' instead of a 'Y'. Also a Rs. 9 discount to convince you of its goodness.
4. Indians aren't the only ones who are getting cheated like this. Anywho, banana sounds and is a lot more nutritious than any Tom, Dick and Gabbana.
5. This monsoon, drink only Biloori - 100% pure and hygenic Mumbai rainwater.
6. Because being addicted to Facebook is not nice. It'll make you stupid, and in this particular time, make you fat and give you high cholesterol.