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No, I'm not lonely. No, I do not want you to set me up. No, I'm not secretly dating anyone.
Single by choice! Have you ever heard about that??
1. You’re so good-looking, why aren’t you dating anyone?
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Yeah, like that’s what my looks need to be utilised for.
2. “Don’t worry, it will happen soon for you”
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Who said I’m looking!
3. "Is there someone in your life that we don’t know about?"
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I’m in love with pizza. Yes. That’s the truth.
4. “Are you scared of commitments?”
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Yes, I am, of committing to this conversation.
5. “What do you do on Valentine’s Day?”
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SAVE MONEY!
6. “Don’t you get lonely?”
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No, my dog loves me unconditionally.
7. “What’s it like to be single?”
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I can’t tell you that, but I can show you what it like is to get punched. In the face.
8. “It’s such a good feeling to be in love, you should experience it”
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No. Thanks.
9. “Are you gay?”
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That would still require me to date. You bozo!
10. “Are you in a sort of a…. One sided love?”
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You mean, like this conversation?
11. “You need to lower your standards, you’re too picky”
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I’m not ordering food at a restaurant ok? This is about love!
12. “Arranged marriage karni hai kya?”
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Haan. par please tum setting mat karana.
13. “You’re going to die alone”
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Hush. Now that you’ve come to that conclusion, can you quit bothering?