This one’s pretty self-explanatory and logical. If you’re trying to get some kitty or puppy furs through the customs… first of all, what the f$%k? Are you thinking?! Second, you’ll probably get arrested. Third I’ll testify against you since I love kittens and puppies.
Kinder Surprise
Ah, the Internet’s favorite dead horse. The US has not allowed importing candies with small toys in them since 1938, and, of course, this also includes Kinder Surprise, which is a hollow chocolate egg with a plastic container inside. I’ve seen those containers, and if anything, they are not a choking hazard by any means. Those things are huge!
