White People
Technically, you can rent them, but it’s close enough, right? And it’s actually a pretty great gig for us whites. Some Chinese businessmen like to rent white “actors” to stand beside them at important business meetings. Not only that, but they’re also being rented to advertise real estate, because, apparently white people make the land and homes seem more expensive and classier than it actually is.
Canned Air
I can see you’re still out of breath from that last one… How about trying out canned air? Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like – fresh air with or without additional flavors, packed in a can and sold for 5 yuan. To be fair, with the horribly polluted air in China, all you sometimes want is to feel that breezy freshness in your nostrils.
