Do you realise that people can actually see you wearing that? It's not going unnoticed, it never will. If you really want to be that jackass who wears hideous earrings, at least be brave enough and get a real pair. Everybody knows your mother doesn't allow you to wear them in front of her, which is why it's just a clip-on. And whoever told you that the 50-rupee plastic stud looks like a diamond deserves a thank-you because he spotted the fool in you before others did. Don't be that guy! If you're not allowed to wear a 'diamond' stud, don't wear one!
3. Oh god, please don't be this guy!
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